As a member of the criminal lame stream media, it is imperative that I report on a conspiracy at the highest levels. This plan is so nefarious that it could change the course of the 2016 Presidential Election and cause Hillary Clinton to defeat Donald Trump. It permeates every level of the government and every single American, from kindergartners to 108 year-old-women who want to die, but can’t until after November 8th.

Some might even claim that this plan is causing the election to be “rigged” against Donald Trump.

Simple research has turned up facts proving that the conspiracy goes back 228 years. What happened 228 years ago? The Constitution of the United States was officially ratified on June 21, 1788. The plan was again put into action in later years with the ratification of the 12th Amendment, 14th Amendment, 15th Amendment, 19th Amendment, 24th Amendment, and the 26th Amendment. I’m telling you this plan goes deep.

What is this plan?

To defeat Donald Trump, you must vote for Hillary Clinton.

And you must do it today before 5:00 p.m., if you live in a state that allows early voting, or tomorrow at your local polling place.

You cannot vote for Ron Johnson or Jill Stein or Evan McMullin. You cannot vote for any of the 1,779 other presidential candidates who may appear on your local ballot. You cannot write in your own candidate.

You must vote for Hillary Clinton.

I suppose that if you live in a state that is safely in her column, you might think it would be okay to cast a protest vote and vote for someone other than Hillary. It’s not. Yes, ultimately the election is decided by the Electoral College, but the popular vote matters too. Winning both the popular vote and the Electoral College are the goals.

You must vote for Hillary Clinton.

If you vote for anyone other than Hillary Clinton, it decreases the margin between her and Donald Trump. Depending upon how many people cast these “protest votes” for third party candidates, it could actually cause more ballots to be cast for Donald Trump than for Hillary. The more states where Donald Trump wins more votes than Hillary, the more Electoral College Votes he will get. Too many Electoral College votes for Donald Trump and he will be the 45th President of the United States. We cannot have this.

The only way to defeat Donald Trump and to send a message that his misogynistic, xenophobia, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, and abilist campaign is unacceptable is to vote for Hillary Clinton. It is not what the United States stands for. We are better than his hate.

Show Donald Trump that the election is rigged with educated, progressive, value-driven voters who reject his platform of hate.

Vote for Hillary Clinton.

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